Lotus Touts

ONE
Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully

TWO
Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As youget older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other

THREE
Don't believe all you hear, don't spend all you have, don't sleep all you want

FOUR
When you say, "I love you," mean it

FIVE
When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye

SIX
Be engaged at least six months before you get married

SEVEN
Believe in love at first sight

EIGHT
Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much

NINE
Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely

TEN
In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling

ELEVEN
Don't judge people by their relatives

TWELVE
Talk slowly but think quickly

THIRTEEN
When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

FOURTEEN
Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk

FIFTEEN
Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze

SIXTEEN
When you lose, don't lose the lesson

SEVENTEEN
Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions

EIGHTEEN
Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship

NINETEEN
When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it

TWENTY
Smile when picking up the phone. The callerwill hear it in your voice

TWENTY-ONE
Spend some time alone

Top Ten!

I heard this David Letterman Top 10 list on the radio a while back, and it was hilarious. I don't usually like the Top 10, but this one was actually funny...if anyone has it on audio or video, let me know!

Top Ten Slogans For The New Gay Beer
10. For guys who don't like Busch.
9. Cold as a mountain stream, gay as a picnic basket!
8. For all the gay stuff you do, this beer's for you.
7. Made with the finest gay hops and barley.
6. Toss one back, and while you're at it have a beer.
5. The perfect drink for spending the afternoon watching "Trading Spaces" with the guys.
4. Come out of the closet and head for the mountains.
3. Wreck your liver and your marriage!
2. Drink until you can see "straight".
1. The Queen of beers.

A new house

I am wanting to buy a house. I am thinking about buying it and lining up 2 other people to rent out the two bedrooms left (it is a 3-bedroom house). Check out my other blog for pictures and to comment on it!

This is the hotel that we stay at in Detroit for conferences. Pretty cool, isn't it? 

Friday, bloody Friday

Today has been less than spectacular, and it's only 1/2 over. We'll see what the rest of today brings! Fridays are supposed to be great, aren't they? Well, so far my first appointment today was in the ghetto. I still held up hope that she would get something, but she lived with her mom and her mom told her she wasn't allowed to get anything. Oh well, I was able to take someone field training. She sure saw a lot of dropping down!!

My second appointment wasn't there. Sheesh, why the no show? I need to start using the Confirmation Code approach again. Now I'm sitting outside the 3rd person's house, and it doesn't look like anyone is there...you will have those days, so...I am keeping hope in the appointment this afternoon, a lady has a Homemaker Builder, so my goal is to upgrade her to the set, and more.

Phone time this evening, to set up for Sunday and the beginning of next week.

Oh, good. Looks like the lady just pulled up and into her driveway.

Now that I think about it, my previous appointment did mention on the phone that she would try to get home sometime between 1 and 1:30, but wasn't sure if she'd make it. I'll have to stop there after my last appointment today.

I had better get ready to go and work my Cutco magic.

Social Security

I read an article today about Social Security fixes. Man, I don't like the news. But it was just so silly that...

Democrats have closed ranks against private accounts.

"I find it very difficult to find Democrats that want to sit down and talk to me and we're getting close to the summer period of time when I said I wanted a bill out for discussion," Grassley told reporters.

Do they not SEE the advantages??? Purely from a numbers standpoint, this idea makes sense...AND THAT'S THE POINT OF THIS FIX -- to increase the numbers of SS funds. Sheesh.


--Prof.

Welcome to class

Heya, this is Professor Fox. I want to welcome you to this class. It will be fun, you will learn a lot, and I will waste a lot of time!! I've never blogged before and I always thought it was stupid. Now with a little more stress in my life, I think it's about time to relieve it. Enjoy.